Paul Matthews

That guy from The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals (StarKid) Played by Jon Matteson. (I love him)

“Paul Matthews is the best character ever!”

“Yes.”

by bboleyngirl November 27, 2023

Paul Geiger

Has a massive cock and his tits are double your human height

Paul Geiger is a champion, I want to be him someday.

by Heligroppeter May 24, 2020

paul landi

the action of a piece of poo dangling from the anus onto someones anus then peeing inside their eyelids and laugh at their pain

i totally just Paul Landi'd my girl las night, it was sweet

by Shadester December 22, 2014

Angry Paul

A vewy vewy angwy person that absolutely does not like receiving phone calls at any time. Upon receiving said phone calls Angry Paul will attempt to shove his micro penis into any available orifice while shouting ‘my garden is considerably nicer than yours’ before going to play a round of golf and getting bummed in a sand bunker.

I’m going to call Paul
No! He will turn into an angry Paul!

by Gazza2607 February 22, 2025

Paul Skenes

When a girl shits in her hand and throws it at you 100 mph.

Last night Evan got Paul Skenes’d. You should have seen the run on that thang.

by Jewishhate242 October 22, 2025

Paul Kohl

He is like the krasseste Banger but he keeps it secret so there wont be so mich publicity

He is Paul Kohl
That means: He is a krasser Banger

by Cuntdestroyer420 November 22, 2021

Jake Paul

In reference to someone being AIDS; gay; retard, etc.

" I liked that guy, but he became a total Jake Paul. Jerk."

by Cola Connoseiur January 5, 2020