shit piss

A "Shit Piss" is when your doody is so loose you feels like you are pissing out of your ass.

1. It looks like somebody "Shit Pissed" all over that toilet.

2. Those wings fucked up my stomach, I'm going to have to "Shit Piss" in about a minute.

by Jutty Haines May 12, 2008

Speed Shit

Taking a shit (Also known as poop, poo, crap, #2 etc..) very fast. Faster than a normal shit.

Guy1: I gotta shit
Guy2: We're late, make it a speed shit
Guy1: I always speed shit!

Guy1 finishes shit in <5 minutes.

by Galea June 30, 2006

Shit yourself

To release of sh*t/crap/poo without removing your clothing, usually your pants and/or underpants.

Joe: Ugh! What's that smell, Larry did you shit yourself?
Larry:Uhhh, yeah?

by UrbanLegend1234 March 21, 2010

rob shit

a shit that is taken after eating at the university of akron's "Rob's Diner". These shits are usually extremely disgusting and slippery. It is reccomended that you spray febreze for at least 15 seconds after taking a rob shit.

When i got back to my dorm, I took a huge rob shit and they couldnt use the bathroom for two fucking weeks!

by Kevin Herb October 30, 2008

Dog Shit

What I'll vote for if it runs against Bush in 2004

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

flip-a-shit

If you flip a shit you are about to stick it

"flip a shit bryan! flip a shit!'

by Abe Carroll July 25, 2004

cow shit

Feces that are produced from a cow, but then worshiped and revered by hindus as they spread it on their walls and set it on fire for blessed heat.

Vikram is spreading cow shit on his walls and then his wife Poonam sets some cow shit on fire for the family to pray.

by OJ Stabs Em January 3, 2010