Simp

A Valoose

Person 1 : Bro you're such a simp
Person 2 :A simp ? Did you mean a Valoose?

by Darumond August 14, 2020

Simp

A person giving everything they have to a girl with intention of having sex with her.

You are a simp for donating 1000$ to Pokimane and said, I'd like some bootie.

by 3aw4se5dr6ft7gy8hu9ij0se5dr6ft February 2, 2021

Simp-pusher

One who sits online attempting to shame/insult random men into rushing out and asking out every woman. Simp-pushers tend to troll men's channels and female dating coach channels, using slurs like "you must be gay". This is a primitive (albeit ineffective) attempt to make the man feel as if it is compulsory to date.

The fact that simp-pushers are so concerned over whether men they will never meet go on dates or not is actually very creepy.

Simp-pusher: "Why aren't you asking out every woman you see and taking her on expensive dates? Are you gay?"
Random guy: "Um..do I know you? Why does it matter to you what I do? Creepy".

by RoguePoster January 11, 2024

Simp

Someone that would say anything to win the favor particularly of a girl

Thomas Corr in the western cape is the biggest simp

by Ffffffffffffgggggggggg June 24, 2020

Simp

My friend Dallas

Dallas is a fucking simp

by Simp lord September 28, 2020

Doting SIMP

Pretty much any guy with the name Morgan.

Morgan simps his way through life. He is such a doting simp it’s embarrassing.

by Morgan. August 7, 2021

Simp

Teo danjou

Teo danjou is the biggest simp

by Papi holden August 28, 2020