dad

your dad left you

ur dad is gay

by kianwebb28 May 16, 2021

Dad

Cody

Cody is a dad

by Magic Mechanic September 8, 2020

the dad bag

It's a fanny pack printed with the image of a flabby belly, complete with a belly button and hair, making it look disturbingly realistic. When in reality it's just a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.

How To Use The Dad Bod Fanny Pack?
To use the Dad Bag, just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, and walk around the city and wait for everyone to stare at you, laugh, and most likely take pictures.

by DadFannyPack.com October 3, 2017

Dad

The dude you fuck restlessly behind someone's back, not a daddy cuz daddy's have money

"I'm going to see my dad again"

by Yobro21 September 8, 2019

Dad

Sucking your fathers dick until he moans so loud

"Want me to give you a blowjob daddy?"

by hfueijrheip February 8, 2021

dAd pOo

Normally called a logger,reeks and is one of the #worst ones

Although MY mum is 5% worse

“Dad-I need the toilet

Mum-we’re getting a divorce
Me-at least it means I don’t have to smell THAT whopper of a dAd pOo

by Weird fish weird bishhh September 1, 2019

dad

the one who always says the will get milk from the store but never came back to prevent that order milk instead

my dad has been gone for 3 years please help!

by why does this happen to me February 4, 2022