adj. -when a person becomes utterly distracted and oblivious to their surroundings due to the fact that boobs are in the immediate area.
by Isaidyuh March 20, 2019

One who possesses the ability to navigate any conversation toward or directly to the topic of boobs, also known as "parcels of sunshine" (c)2015. Ideally it's accomplished in 3 steps or less.
Especially appreciated during any conversation involving a man. Female boob pilots are basically unicorns.
Especially appreciated during any conversation involving a man. Female boob pilots are basically unicorns.
For example: "my grandfather was a fighter pilot." "my grandfather was in an ad in playboy." "Did you know playboy dropped nudity? I immediately cancelled my subscription." "I did know. But I have my own boobs. And I touch them a lot. So i don't mind." This is a boob pilot.
by Nonamejane January 11, 2016

Hi Girlllsss! YOU KNOW it's that month, last month it was skipped, so i get to massage your boobs! ITS NATIONAL MASSAGE BOOBS DAYYYYY!!!!
by Omran's lover October 16, 2019

Boobs are a gift from god
by raineseypoo February 19, 2022

by Eggboii September 8, 2022
