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Boob-notized

adj. -when a person becomes utterly distracted and oblivious to their surroundings due to the fact that boobs are in the immediate area.
Did you see her Tig ol bitties? Had my homie straight boob-notized!
by Isaidyuh March 20, 2019
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boob pilot

One who possesses the ability to navigate any conversation toward or directly to the topic of boobs, also known as "parcels of sunshine" (c)2015. Ideally it's accomplished in 3 steps or less.

Especially appreciated during any conversation involving a man. Female boob pilots are basically unicorns.
For example: "my grandfather was a fighter pilot." "my grandfather was in an ad in playboy." "Did you know playboy dropped nudity? I immediately cancelled my subscription." "I did know. But I have my own boobs. And I touch them a lot. So i don't mind." This is a boob pilot.
by Nonamejane January 11, 2016
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National massage boobs day

You massage any girl boobs on Every other month and the holiday starts November!!!!!
Hi Girlllsss! YOU KNOW it's that month, last month it was skipped, so i get to massage your boobs! ITS NATIONAL MASSAGE BOOBS DAYYYYY!!!!
by Omran's lover October 16, 2019
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boobs

-the greatest thing to ever exist in the entire world

-a gift from the gods

-the love of my life <3
Boobs are a gift from god
by raineseypoo February 19, 2022
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boob ornament

Your boob ornament is crying again.
by SA@M October 22, 2022
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Boobs

If your reading this your in middle school and you want to look at boobs
Lets Let's look at boobs
by Eggboii September 8, 2022
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man boobs

by losdueo October 2, 2020
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