mustarnnaise

noun - The yellowish gooey stain left in girls underwear from a sweaty crotch.

Her dirty panties were soiled with mustarnnaise.

That chick's smegma left a gross mustarnnaise stain in her panties.

by Mr McGibblets August 27, 2013

mustard scab

When you're fucking and the girl has a cut on her and you jizz onto it.

Yo man I heard they were fucking so hard he mustard scabbed her

by xXPAJokerXx January 25, 2014

musty mitten

dirty ass pussy; usually old and hairy

Damn, after 2 hours at the gym, Jessica suffered a heavy dose of the musty mitten.

by jesx95 February 9, 2014

mustache cream

When a girl sits on a man's face during oral sex and she creams.

Guy 1 - Man I was down on her so long and she came so hard.

Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.

Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream

by FoxyG October 28, 2013

musty pappadam

the brown skin tone surrounding the anal hole, similar to breast areola, but a lot less attractive!

Man,
that old goat would have such a massive musty pappadam. I bet it got thrashed in her younger days.

by Arse Wart April 17, 2014

mustela

Latin for weasel. Most prominently used in Sagae Thessalae.

tum autem mihi formido cumulatior cum repente introrepens mustela contra me constitit oculosque in me fixit. - But then fear was becoming more increased for me when suddenly a weasel, creeping in, came to a halt in front of me and fixed its eyes on me.

by Maurice De Foxtrot June 8, 2014

Mustard Plug

A small piece of hard (and sometimes crusty) shit that you push about before a big wave of diarrhoea.

That mustard plug was like a dam holding back a reservoir of shit, I just ruined my toilet.

by raunchycabbagebaby April 15, 2015