March 14th

The day that Krabs fries!

March 14th. Wait, that isn't right! It should say "the day that Krabs Fries!"

by Rbenis April 23, 2021

cats march to the ash heap

Bad case of diarrhea. Repeated trips to the bathroom

He can’t go hiking because he has the cats March to the ash heap.

by Little Miss Florida July 10, 2022

French marching song

Most of the goofy-assest songs ever

There is a French marching song about onions and how the Austrians can’t have them

by Paulmackooky June 13, 2022

March 13th

The birthday of the shortest, cutest, smartest, and beautiful girl in the world.

Someone:Hey girl it’s March 13th! Me: It’s my dayyy

by thatshortgirl_ June 14, 2022

March 18th

National compliment Sebastian day.
Also national fuck a Sebastian day.

Guy: "what day is it?"
Guy 2: "oh, it's March 18th! We'd better go fuck Sebastian!"

by Suck cock work hahahah June 22, 2022

17th March

the best day in the world, such a balanced date 17/03.. orgasmic. Its Johns Birthday which makes sense cos he's perfect

John: my birthday is the 17th March
everyone: ahhhh thats why ur so perfect

by oxxkejk June 25, 2022

Marching Band

Marching Band is a place for the nerdiest and craziest people, who think it’s fun to work their butts off in the heat of late July at Band Camp. While some of them are actually athletic and do other things outside of band, most do not have much of a life outside of it and only have friends that are also in band with them. Most Marching Band members will argue that it’s a sport, which it totally should count as a sport since the members go through as much physical pain and suffering during practices as the football team. The members have to be smart also, since you can’t play an instrument or do choreography with a flag while stepping to the beat and remembering all your sets without being at least somewhat smart. (Although most band members will argue that they are dumb, don’t believe them. Some of the smartest people in the school reside in the Marching Band.) The Marching Band is extremely under appreciated and under represented, even though they are so much better then then the football team and cheerleaders put together.

Cheerleader: Marching Band isn’t a sport.
Band member: Really? Because one of our members has a IQ twice as large as your entire squad’s. Not only that but we have to get on the field and practice for triple the amount of time that you guys have to in the heat of the summer while remembering all our sets in the field, how to play the music, and for the color guard, all the choreography. Stop dissing the Marching Band and get a life and some talent.

by JIF713 July 1, 2022