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ME, the truest. pogchamps of ALL pogchamps, best of the best, swaggy of the swaggy, yum, also yum and when.... DID I ASK? lmao but lesbian pogchamp because woman are pogchamp
people: hey are you a lesbian?
ME: yarsh
people: what does that mean?
ME: Its when an enby or woman likes a woman :DDDD
people: pogchamp
ME: indeedaroo
by local queer May 27, 2021
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Lesbian

A lesbian is someone who has a gay boyfriend to cover up their true identity even though all of her friends would support her a lot
schmib is a lesbian, it’s okay i love her just as much
by Hiriendo May 31, 2021
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ethnically lesbian

Queer Spawn born of lesbian-identifying parents.
"Being ethnically lesbian means I was taught masculinity by a butch, so I still bottle up my emotions but when they boil over I'll just cry instead of hitting you and asking for another beer"
by Dyspros August 17, 2024
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I'm in lesbians with you

A saying used to tell someone, often a Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World fan, that you're in love with them. According to Scott, it's the L word, But according to Wallace, the L word is love.
Person 1: "Dude i'm in lesbians with you"
Person 2: "Oh lesbian? I support you"
Person 1: "no, I'm in LESBIANS with you!!!"
by Cammyreal August 21, 2024
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Canoe Lesbian

A Canoe Lesbian is one of only two types of lesbians. This lesbian will go out of nowhere and cut a tree down and make a canoe out of it. This canoe will sit in a room for over a month and collect dust, waiting for its lesbian to ride it hard one day!
Fred turns to his friend and asks, "Yo, bro, I didn't know Lola was lesbian."
His friend Gary turns to him and pauses from giving his girlfriend sweaty backshots, "Yeah, bro; she's like totally a Canoe Lesbian."
Fred, "A canoe lesbian?"
Gary's girlfriend huffs from below Gary, "Yeah, she just like took an axe to a tree one day and built a canoe."
Gary: "Yeah, bro, up and nowhere, too. It's like she just snapped after she scissored Mary." Gary flips his girlfriend around and starts pounding her from the front.
Fred shrugs as he watches them from the couch, "Damn, I didn't know there were different types of lesbians. That's wild, and it's good for her, I guess. What's she going to do with the canoe?"
Gary groans as his girlfriend moans, "Yeah, I don't know. I guess it will just collect dust until she decides to ride it out hard one day!" Gary thrusts one more time and slumps next to his girlfriend, breathing hard, his cock throbbing and empty.
Fred, unfazed, just stares at the picture of Lola on his phone as he reaches for his zipper, "Damn, unfortunate for the canoe."
by freaksters October 15, 2024
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lesbian trees

the thing i said after waking up from a dream about lesbian trees.
what happened in the dream: i was at a forest, and i was walking, then i saw two trees, and i somehow knew that they were a girl, and they were kissing... after I woke up, i loudly said, "LESBIAN TREES!" and my parents heard me.
"Today, I screamed, "LESBIAN TREES!", and my parents heard it."
by terra_7382 November 3, 2024
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lesbian

Someone of feminine sex who is attracted only to other members of the feminine sex.
Lesbian.
by Jargolini December 2, 2024
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