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Dr. Jones

The act of snatching a shit from below a crab walker before she/he falls on it.
1. Dude, how did you get gangrene?
2. I was playing Dr. Jones and she slipped and broke my arm. The bone went through the skin and into the shit causing a major infection. They might have to amputate!
1. Bro that will be the most epic sex scar ever!
2. Dude, I know.
by Ptolomy Fife October 7, 2018
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W.H. Jones

A human mattress that has a man whore in all fifty states and three countries. He also use parking lots of religious buildings for his sexual escapades and doesn’t like African Americans.
Wow W.H. Jones is a real whore and he’s racist!
by Thotcoptor43 August 27, 2021
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Thank you Dr. Jones

Phrase used to sarcastically acknowledge someone's contribution to a conversation or action that ultimately has little to no impact or relevance. Originating from the movie "Raiders of the Lost Ark," it refers to the overall premise of the film, where Indiana Jones's involvement does not significantly alter the outcome of events.
Person A: "I just read an interesting article about the latest advancements in renewable energy technologies."
Person B: "Oh, my cousin once visited a wind farm on vacation."
Person A: "Thank you Dr. Jones. Your fascinating family anecdotes truly elevate our understanding of renewable energy advancements."
by RuiningWords4u June 22, 2023
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