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January 30

National hang your English teacher day!
Your English teacher must be hung :3 you can get the entire class in on it!
Sorry Mrs Girard... it has to be done.. it's January 30th!
by HotStuffHighSchool January 30, 2024
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26th of January

Whoo hoo! It’s time to drop-kick all of those bitches you hate day!!
26th of January, The best day of the year!”
by Cxrps3 January 26, 2025
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January 25th

National ask someone for nudes day, it doesn't matter if they say yes or no, you are required to ask.
"Its January 25th, Jessica please." - Bob
by Bob Ross 25 January 25, 2022
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January 1st

“Hey dude it’s January 1st, National Jerk Off Day. Wanna jerk off?”
by LilGreenFry November 3, 2019
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January - December

Ask your crush out!

Cmon boys you got this I believe in you.
January - December
E.g,

P1) will you go out with me?

P2) Oh yes P1 I love you!
by ghyvy December 5, 2020
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The Januaries

Kind of like the Mondays but you feel like shit the whole month of January, by far the worst month of the year.

It's cold and there's nothing to do, the holidays are over and you go back to school/work, and the whole month just fucking sucks. And the fact that it's the first month makes it feel even longer.
What's wrong with Sean?
Oh, he's just got a real bad case of the Januaries.
by HildaSimp January 5, 2025
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Juan January

A holiday in January where people across the land celebrate the legendary horse on the balcony, Juan.
“Have you heard it’s Juan January?”
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