ive hit my low

You or a person has hit their lowest point in life, and is trying to fix it.

Alex: "hey, how you've been?"
Douche: "ive hit my low ever since she found out I cheated."

by daikidick August 25, 2015

You’ve been hit by, struck by

Truck

OWWWWW

Friend: Aw man I got it by a truck

Me:* sings* you’ve been hit by, struck by, truck OWWWWW

friend: I hate you

by Das nuts 69 February 21, 2021

Bust the load and hit the road

A man getting a woman pregnant and then leaving before the baby is born.

Usually happens in small towns such as Banbury where it is seen as unusual for the father to raise his child as he still needs to get his GCSEs

I like this girl but she wants to marry me

Mate just bust the load and hit the road

by YourmumiliketoRIDHT June 9, 2019

hit you in your cheeks

It is an expression used in the, "if it hit you", manner. As in something you currently do not realize or experience. It literally means if something bluntly hit you in your butt/ass cheeks.

"You wouldn't know loyalty if it hit you in your cheeks, homie." - Quote or similar quote to a line said by Carl Johnson to Ryder in GTA: SA

by chickewingzbruh November 21, 2016

hits harder than will smith

To describe something that hits the hardest in any context

Damn that food hits harder than will smith

by DJvox September 26, 2022

Shit’s gonna hit the fan

Shit’s(a problem that has been avoided or that is waiting to be fixed) gonna hit the fan(theoretically the problem is going to “explode”, “combust” and make things worse by hitting the fan)

“Why don’t you just a get a divorce?”

“but then it’s going to make her want custody”

”We’ve been arguing about everything”

“The way she’s been acting seems like She wants to get a divorce too”

“It’s just a matter of time before shit’s gonna hit the fan”

by Trumpsuvksass January 1, 2019

Hitting an iron ore vein

When your partner is nearing the end of her period and assures you that it is all safe. Yet, when you go down on her you get a 1/2 pint glass full of iron enriched gore.

#Hitting an iron ore vein
Hey is it safe?

Yeah don't worry babe, go ahead!

WOW I hit an iron ore vein!

by TheRealManuel May 21, 2018