Mitchell High School is located about 20 minutes south of Bedford North Lawrence, a thought it is significantly much better it is still a flea rotten, slutty douche bag oasis. The school's athletic programs are so poorly undercoached and over funded. The football team is filled with out of shape untalented twats. The basketball team cannot even comprehend the basics of dribbling or simply how to complete a layup. However every basketball player has hope's of "making the big leagues"; they most definitely will always sign your year book with their jersey number. The cheer squad might as well be a 6 month opened old can of anchovies. The baseball team is the poorest athletes to ever walk the halls. The coaches pick the starters of all teams simply on who kisses the most ass and their relation to the coach.
Bill: "Yo Steve where did you get your crotch lice?"
Steve: "I forgot to wash my hands after high fiving a girl that goes to Mitchell High School."
Steve: "I forgot to wash my hands after high fiving a girl that goes to Mitchell High School."
by Twatmuffin998818 June 3, 2018
Get the Mitchell High School mug.A shitty school with speccy lecky running around thinking she’s boss while mr ralston pops up every now and again to nonce on year 7s. mr fox chonging any year 9s vape he can get and cover teacher gummy mouth corbet spitting on children with that phat lisp of his. you’ll find gobby faced chavs waddling round thinking they’re hard but really they just cry at night like little bitches
by slayyyyyyz November 8, 2022
Get the carnforth high school mug.everyone who doesn't go thinks rugby high school is the poshest crap ever, when in reality it is the grottiest and most poor shit show you will ever be confined to for 5 years. if you choose to stay at the sixth form after this experience, there is no hope for you and your miserable little life. the teachers are too busy looking at your underwear when you go up the stairs to actually teach you anything valuable, and too busy barking at year 11s in the break queue to catch the absolute nittys who do crack in the disabled toilets. you are forced to play rugby in wet winter weather without a jacket while the pe tesacher pisses herself in her 20 coats, and if you stay in school for too long you'll start to smell the rotting bodies of every teacher m grad has to kill to become headteacher. every single student in upper school is severely depressed, but will still get told to do some colouring with pastoral when they express they want to kill themselves. also home to lower school who strictly shop at new look and sixth formers who think they're sick but all come to school with the same puffer coat and tote bag.
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by anonymosussu January 4, 2022
Get the rugby high school mug.A High School located in Carlsbad California full of stuck up daddy's money pricks. The guys there have too much of an ego and think they are the shit and the girls think they are better than everyone. Carlsbad High School is a High School where you will have fun in the moment but look back on it in 20 years and think “what the fuck was I doing.” Everyone at Carlsbad peaks in High School and will not have a life later on. People try to act ghetto even though they live in fucking Bressi Ranch. Do not send your kid here if you don’t want them to get bullied by a bunch of man childs. Also the guys here need to learn there are other hairstyles than INTENSE middle parts and maybe invest in a belt. Donovan is a great example of that.
by gwackgwack9000 January 22, 2022
Get the Carlsbad High School mug.A school filled with cocky white boys who think they’re all that. Horrible location to have a school not to mention the school looks like a whole jail. The classrooms look plain just like their students.
by uunnknowwnnn December 8, 2021
Get the Estero High School mug.A small school located in Colon, Michigan riding on the coattails of a single football state championship in 8-player after going 2-7 2 years before in 11-player. The school is also known for the amount "country boys/girls" with their dads old Cateye and/or the jeep "they saved a summer worth of pay to buy" that was 15k. But you also have the real country boys/girls who roll up in a rusty Xj with cut fenders. The graduating classes are around 50 students give or take depending on how many assignments are actually graded.
Forgive any grammar or spelling mistakes I attended Colon High School
Forgive any grammar or spelling mistakes I attended Colon High School
I gradimatated from Colon High School.
by SwervingIrvin December 13, 2021
Get the Colon High School mug.A place for hookers and whores. There are some good people there and they deserve better, but for the most part that place is a living hell and everyone knows it. Carthage High School is the worst place on earth! I’m so glad I finally left that wretched place I pray for everyone attending. RIP
by hello world yuh December 29, 2021
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