Asshole type hat

when a guy named andrews calls gyms to see if the booty is poppin

Andrew: hey are there alot of boys at the gym rn at 11:59pm?
Shannon: stop being an asshole type hat

by AndrewsAss January 2, 2023

bowler hat lesbian

The 1930’s equivalent of a masc lesbian

My great grandmother was a bowler hat lesbian

by PissMoms November 6, 2023

hat wednesday

Hat Wednesday falls on the Wednesday prior to Thanksgiving. This holiday is celebrating by pelting Michael(s) with hats, in order to generate an appetite appropriate for the Thanksgiving holiday.

Dude, I bought like 14 hats for Hat Wednesday. Michael is going to get it this year.

by PotatoPartyPerson November 4, 2013

cat in the hat

something that looks attractive and tempting but in the end will only bring a negative result.

"that looks like a cat in the hat.. watch out!"

by ghostman95 January 25, 2023

Hat

A way to say that one is "high" from Marijuana. For example you could, "wear a hat" (In the current state of being "high") or "put on a hat" (referring to the action of getting "high"). It is a way to tell somebody that you or someone else is "high" without being to obvious.

Kyle: "Hey man, you tryna watch Intersteller?"
Jordan: "Hold up, lemme put on a Hat first."
Or
"Yo, just so you know, I'm wearing a Hat."

by Spazzzr September 21, 2021

Infamous Hat Trick

Trick in which Josh Bryan gives a girl his hat in order to make her feel special so he can hook up with her.

“That girl last night wasn’t really vibing with JB until he brought out the infamous hat trick”

by Rcomerfo May 24, 2022

Grouper Hats

A daisy chain of six men, inside each other knob to bottom, bouncing around the Atlantic Ocean.

"We were on Freds boat, but I was left out of the Grouper Hats because they wanted an even number."

by Scotty McDiddle October 5, 2016