The Hat Man

The Hat Man is a shadowy figure that appears every once in a while in the corner of my room.

The Hat Man likes chips

by Brsw July 17, 2023

Hairy Hat

When a someone ejaculates onto your head & then sets their hairy bush atop their partners head.

Bro, last night was wild. She let me give her a hairy hat!

by GavinStarrFunk July 19, 2023

jiffy pop hat

a streatchy hat built to contain a large amount of hair, such as dreadlocks or an afro, in a large bulbous shape.

Desmond kept his dreads in check by stuffing them in a Jiffy Pop Hat.

by Todd-I July 19, 2023

hat check

The act of looking for photos of a dating app guy without a hat on to check if they're hatfishing.

"I hope you did a hat check before you agreed to meet him"

by fuheiu August 2, 2023

Hat in the air

Throwing your hat in the air indicates a call for help. Someone is having a situation and is outnumbered. The community must come together rain, sleet, hail, water or snow.

The man on the dock tossed is hat in the air & they started coming.

by Meme831 August 10, 2023

Hit the hat

To let go of the Drury weather

This weather really makes me want to hit the hat to it all.

by Delilah4567 August 12, 2023

irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.

Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!

by billdur79 August 20, 2023