Goated

When something scares the fuck out of you and you stiffen up and fall over.

Oh shit…that fool saw a chupacabra and straight goated!

by AM© July 3, 2025

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Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.

"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"

by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017

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GOAT

Greatest Of All Time

Eminem is the GOAT

by Onlyrealvibes1 October 31, 2018

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Mountain Goat

A person that resides in the blue mountains Australia just out side Sydney.

Be careful going to the Montains wouldn’t want to mess with a mountain goat aye

by anonymous October 17, 2020

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Cra-goated

Cra-goated is the mix of a goat and a cracked person they will stomp you in anything you challenge them to... :/

Dude he’s cra-goated

by Meme-Lard May 25, 2020

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"Goat in a Boat" is a group of 3 best friends named: Johaina, Loinette, and Anoshty. They are crazy, out of their mind, and probably have corona. Loinette is a psychopath that thinks about killing people. Johaina hase gone insane in this crisis and started dressing like a girl and making voice notes. Anoshty is happa that her Mom's aunt died and her other aunt lodt her memory. Over all Goat in a Boat are Bitches that nobody cares about.

Stay away from Goat in a Boat or you are going to catch their weird disease.

by I am fery much crazy July 1, 2020

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