Fakes

Slang to describe vape or e-cigarettes

Rebecca: do u sell vape?
Britney: I got a friend who sells fakes, want one?
Rebecca: yeah! Can I have their snap?

by Parachuter275 August 14, 2018

Fake grab ass year

They just want to grab girls asses they can’t get no girl that’s y they make these up fucking hell is this how much people have no girls😂

Fake Grab ass year

Grab ass year is fake🤦 ♂️

by Umair Ali February 24, 2020

fake friend

a fake friend is that stupid bitch that doesn’t want u to be happy in anyway. That stupid ass bitch doesn’t want to stand up for you and is just craving for popularity

Zia is so mean to me! I would never want to be with a fake friend

by buttercupniche November 13, 2019

fake

someone who

: acts diff around certain ppl to impress
: talks to your ex without you knowing

: switches up

: is friends w someone they talked the most smack about

: lies
: don’t believe in you

: thinks they allat

damn you really is a fake friend tho.

imagine bein fake.

by rgs May 20, 2020

Players Get Faked Out Too

A lyric by artist “LUCKI” from an unreleased song titled “Flash”. Basically insinuating that even people of good character go through shit in life.

My crush friend-zoned me last week but it’s ok, players get faked out too.

by depressedCapsfan November 28, 2025

Fake names

Fake names are names that are hilarious and utterly inappropriate in the use of a substitute teacher or kahoot to make everyone laugh

Bro I told the sub that my name was Drew Peacock and he believed it and said"Is there a Droopy cock here? DrOoPy CoCk here? Where is DrEw PeAcOcK? Man that guy just loves fake names

by BigOlCLaps December 5, 2019

Fake Splooge

On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.

“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”

by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017