by darkseid007 October 25, 2019
Get the Fake skatingmug. A deliberate act designed to scare, annoy, harm, or kill someone, that is executed in a way that appears to be an accident and thus the person who committed the act ideally gets away with it.
An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.
An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.
Because of these "faked accidents", murder rates are higher than officially counted. Countless people get away with murder and other crimes and they walk among us, completely unsuspected. Drew Peterson, a cop from Illinois, is a great example. He got away with drowning his wife in a bathtub until her body was reexamined 5 years later.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020
Get the Faked Accidentmug. someone who
: acts diff around certain ppl to impress
: talks to your ex without you knowing
: switches up
: is friends w someone they talked the most smack about
: lies
: don’t believe in you
: thinks they allat
: acts diff around certain ppl to impress
: talks to your ex without you knowing
: switches up
: is friends w someone they talked the most smack about
: lies
: don’t believe in you
: thinks they allat
by rgs May 20, 2020
Get the fakemug. <.0.3.4.3.0.> It's still yours to deal with thought It IS your For Fucks Off Fakes On THem Individuals<.0.3.43.0.
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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025
Get the <.0.3.4.3.0.> It's still yours to deal with thought It IS your For Fucks Off Fakes On THem Individuals<.0.3.43.0.mug. on august 11th it’s national fake friends day. the day where you get to post about all of your supposed “friends” or you could confront them or judge decide to block all of them.
by gæking<3 August 9, 2021
Get the fake friends daymug. Fake names are names that are hilarious and utterly inappropriate in the use of a substitute teacher or kahoot to make everyone laugh
Bro I told the sub that my name was Drew Peacock and he believed it and said"Is there a Droopy cock here? DrOoPy CoCk here? Where is DrEw PeAcOcK? Man that guy just loves fake names
by BigOlCLaps December 5, 2019
Get the Fake namesmug. guy 1: what a fake friend bitch
guy2: ikr their name is probably naya or rudy
guy3: so true bro
guy 4: let’s make out bro
all of the guys: bet
guy2: ikr their name is probably naya or rudy
guy3: so true bro
guy 4: let’s make out bro
all of the guys: bet
by el-emak February 24, 2021
Get the fake friendmug.