Douche bagen

Basically someone acting like a completely asshole so you call them a small syringe with detachable nozzles for fluid injections, used chiefly for vaginal lavage and for enemas. But in german, which is much worse.

Stop being a Douche Bagen

by Bridget E May 10, 2008

douche miner

To mine for douches. A literal worker who wakes up, grabs a pick axe, and heads off to mine for douches. Same as a gold miner, but with douches.

Fred: I fucking hacksawed your mom's ass last night!

Joe: Well you're a douche miner!

by Razor7 June 11, 2006

Tooth Douche

A device also known as a toothbrush.

Damn, Roger...Your breath stinks!! Holy halitosis!! Bust out that tooth douche and clean those things!!

by Gason August 8, 2006

douche buffalo

a bag of douche so big a buffalo could use it

shenanigans your such a douche buffalo!

by Sweet-)Ki(- February 24, 2008

douche

1.The sound a kickball makes when you kick it.

2.Your mom probly uses one.

1."Douche!"I kicked the kickball.

2. My grandma used a douche after she went to the bar and got fucked by a stranger.

by ryan...... June 11, 2006

douche baggalow

Refering to the term douche bag, but a douche baggalow.

You stupid douche baggalow.

by just a douch bag October 14, 2003

douche chills

the chills you receive when someone is acting like a TOTAL douche. the only cure is to destroy said persons babymaker and put them in their place.

im gettin some serious douche chills from you.

i couldnt handle the douche chills 24/7 so i broke up with him.

he gave us all serious douche chills so we destroyed his babymaker and hes aight now.

by kay-jay. July 27, 2009