Douche bagen

Basically someone acting like a completely asshole so you call them a small syringe with detachable nozzles for fluid injections, used chiefly for vaginal lavage and for enemas. But in german, which is much worse.

Stop being a Douche Bagen

by Bridget E May 10, 2008

Douche Bag

Douche Bag adj, The Jonas Brothers

"hey your a total jonas brother... ya your a douche bag"

by MR. hatesjonases April 4, 2009

Douche Bag

A waste of oxygen, a retarded piece of shit who has no brains and is usually the average "pretty boy"

Friend One: Man evan is sooo annoying

Friend two: I know

Friend One: He acts like he's the best, and he is some stupid.
he's he's...

Friend Two : A Douche bag

Friend one: YES!!!!!!

by That wierd walmart guy September 29, 2011

Roxter-douche

slow moving, lazy sack who lives above you. likes using slang such as gnar and rad.

turn off your gnar G shit roxter-douche

by b-dub March 6, 2005

Douche-cous

a man who acts like a severe asshole or douche bag. Derived from the food substance cous-cous. Also the planet that males originate from.

My ex-boyfriend is the biggest douche-cous on the planet.

by Gwen December 8, 2003

douche chills

the chills you receive when someone is acting like a TOTAL douche. the only cure is to destroy said persons babymaker and put them in their place.

im gettin some serious douche chills from you.

i couldnt handle the douche chills 24/7 so i broke up with him.

he gave us all serious douche chills so we destroyed his babymaker and hes aight now.

by kay-jay. July 27, 2009

douche baggalow

Refering to the term douche bag, but a douche baggalow.

You stupid douche baggalow.

by just a douch bag October 14, 2003