pissed as a cunt

Very, very, very drunk. To the point that you were being rude, yelling out obscenities and fighting people.

"I was 'pissed as a cunt' last night man. I told my girlfriend to 'fuck off' and waz starting fights with every other mutha-fucka in there. I woke up at 9am asleep on someones lawn."

by Diego September 4, 2003

cunt hound

a guy who beds any girl he wants.

Colin Farrell is the most unstoppable cunt hound out there.

by anon May 13, 2005

cunt rag

1. A sanitary napkin.

2. A tampon.

So-called as before the advent of sanitary napkins in the 20th Century, women typically used rags to control the flow of menstrual blood during their periods.

Can you believe it? I told Brenda I was going out for a six-pack and she has me pick up a box of cunt rags!

by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006

cunt sniffer

one who sniffs cunts

"yo cunt sniffer sniff my cunt"

by J Hizzle December 1, 2005

cunt

acronym for:

Cant Understand Normal Thinking

That chick at the bar was a real cunt.

by mizz mcpalmer August 1, 2008

cunt face

insult towards someone who is way too fuckin ugly

shes a cunt face
hes a cunt face
guy 1 "that gisls so ugly"
guy 2 "yeah what a cunt face"

by Finnthecunt June 11, 2006

cunt flap

The flaps on a cunt,loose meaty flesh over hanging either side of a womans bits and bobs

jesus she's a right slapper, the cunt flaps were hangin off her

by steve head May 23, 2006