Verb: To cum-fog
The act of ejaculating one’s semen onto another party’s oculars during a sexual encounter
The act of ejaculating one’s semen onto another party’s oculars during a sexual encounter
While Nicolo and Gretta were getting intimate, Gretta asked Nicolo “Can you finish on me with a cum-fog?”
by The Year of Calick Committee January 3, 2019
Get the Cum-fog mug.Cum Skull is a rather unpleasant symptom of copping a shot of man jam to the eye and not addressing the matter forthwith. The mankiness comes from letting that batter stew in the warm, moist confines of the optical cavities.
Causes conjunctivitis like symptoms... but heaps nastier.
Made worse if the shot is delivered via an anal queef whilst sweetly giving the willing participant, some brown butterfly kisses post shot.
Causes conjunctivitis like symptoms... but heaps nastier.
Made worse if the shot is delivered via an anal queef whilst sweetly giving the willing participant, some brown butterfly kisses post shot.
** "Hey chap *audible gasps* WOW!! Your eyes look like shit!! Got some MAD conjuncto going on there, fella!!"
**** "Nah, mate, not conjuncto bro. Got a heckers case of cum skull, ey!"
"She bloody queefed into my face after I shot a load into the brown zone. I was giving her some brown butterfly kisses to say, "Cheers!"."
"Shot that jam straight back into my optical cavities!"
"I recking I might be going blind ey....."
** "Crikey......"
**** "Nah, mate, not conjuncto bro. Got a heckers case of cum skull, ey!"
"She bloody queefed into my face after I shot a load into the brown zone. I was giving her some brown butterfly kisses to say, "Cheers!"."
"Shot that jam straight back into my optical cavities!"
"I recking I might be going blind ey....."
** "Crikey......"
by NRE808 August 22, 2018
Get the Cum Skull mug.last night my cum hit me in the eye, must've been a cumflop.
simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
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simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.
simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.
by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018
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