Snatch crackers

Slang for tampon.

I read the label on a pack of snatch crackers today and was surprised to see that it says unwrap,light fuse, and get away.

by Txhellhound January 14, 2023

Fluffy Cracker

The breakfast pastry treat with a soft flavored filling known as the Pop-Tart.

S’more flavored fluffy crackers are better than cookies n crème!

by Fluffy Cracker January 27, 2023

Window Cracker

Someone who regularly cracks their bedroom window to let fresh air in.

“Yea Regan is a window cracker now, she has been opening her bedroom window to let air in”

by Cheil Windowcracker February 4, 2023

Pipe Cracker

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

shit cracker

you know when you take a shit and have left over that you couldn't wipe and it gets hard and cakes on your ass? thats called a shit cracker.

i stuck my hand in his ass and pulled out 20 shit crackers.

by Digothy March 12, 2023

monkey cracker

a black and white person (more commonly female)

"You're such a monkey cracker!"
person 1: "what are you? i'm asian!" person 2: "Wow!! i'm a monkey cracker. 😆"

by PRI777 March 19, 2023

Rice Cracker

Rice Cracker: A half asian, half white person.

Violet: i wish there was a slur i could use to describe my sister.
The voices in Violet's head: Call her a rice cracker
Violet: Shut up

by gay midget the fourth March 29, 2023