Shit clown

a dumb ass clown that really gets under your skin or tries your patience.

Just what I need! Another shit clown!

by Bill Beef July 8, 2025

Clown Canon

When a person sticks a small clown, living or not, in their genitalia as a form of sexual pleasure.

"hey did you hear what he did last night? he totally did a clown canon"
"wait seriously? i was wondering where my clown doll went!"
"dude you should burn that thing, he never cleans down there"

by maggafun November 4, 2022

Kankles the clown

a miserable clown who is constantly mocked and judge by one cruel world

"Kankles the clown here, professional party entertainer, licensed taxidermist, agent whatever you need me here for, I am Kankles the clown"

by funnybunnyguy July 26, 2022

clowning

To convince yourself that your crush is indeed liking you back when in fact it's uncertain or just all in your head.

"Yeah, he's still clowning over that girl that rejected him weeks ago because she liked his post"
"God I'm clowning so hard over this guy but he's sending mixed signals, idk what to think anymore"

by gh0st_191 May 12, 2023

area clown

1. An insult that a complete idiot makes when he's losing an argument. 2. A jester or Harlequin that works locally.

Henry was doing badly in debate club so he referred to Jessica as an area clown.

by Renfield76 April 27, 2010

Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.

Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.

by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011

The Clown

The clown hidden inside the outer core of the planet scaring the Scared Geologists that make the planet spin. His head is made of columns of titanium alloys. He can only be killed by The Shovel.

"Oh shit! It's The Clown!!!!!"
"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023