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Wet Burrito

a popular prison dish, often including ingredients such as a crushed ramen packet, crushed cheetos, any meat you can acquire from the prison commissary, pork rinds, diced salami, pickle, crackers, refried beans, line the inside of the cheeto bag with a tortilla, dump mixture into said bag with a little bit of hot water, wrap it up and set it aside for 5 to 10 minutes, flip once during cooking time, then once the 5 or 10 minutes is up, add whatever condiment you desire, then enjoy the meal.
hey bro, you want a wet burrito?
by VersatileMink May 26, 2024
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Steakhouse Burrito

A limited-time menu item served at Taco Bell restaurants from 2016 to 2017. It consisted of marinated steak, fried potatoes, bacon bits, sour cream, and cheese sauce encased in a flour tortilla. It was served with a side of nacho chips and cheese dip.

In early 2024, public interest in the Steakhouse Burrito was renewed by popular Twitch streamer CaseOh, who frequently expresses his affinity for the menu item and his desire for its return.
As much as you plead and beg and ask people on Reddit, the Steakhouse Burrito isn't coming back anytime soon.
by CtrlAlt_Games October 6, 2024
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Rockford Burrito

The Rockford Burrito is when an incel

graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.
When he’s not begging for mid status or falling off skateboards, fake cop Abe is perfecting the art of the Rockford Burrito.
by Bedtime Binks December 18, 2024
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Rockford Burrito

The Rockford Burrito is when an incel

graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.
When he’s not begging for mid status or falling off skateboards, fake cop Abe is perfecting the art of the Rockford Burrito.
by Bedtime Binks December 18, 2024
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Tuna Burrito

(n.) The unconventional act of hastily concealing a personal item—such as used a sex toy—by wrapping it in a white terry cloth towel, resembling a burrito. Often employed during moments of unexpected intrusion or sheer panic.

"When her roommate barged in unannounced, she quickly made a Tuna Burrito with her vibrator and hid it in her night stand."
"Bro, I swear I wasn't snooping, but I saw a Tuna Burrito in the laundry basket. Awkward."
by Josh Cartwright December 29, 2024
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Brockport Burrito

Taking a crap in someone's cars glove-box
That chicken was crazy she left a Brockport Burrito in Chad's glovebox
by Scratch that itch January 23, 2026
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Brown burrito

When you shit on a bedsheet and spread it around. Then you wrap up your partner with the same sheet and leave them there.
“Dude. Emily totally wanted to brown burrito last night but I was constipated
by JustRambling17 February 26, 2026
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