When you suffer 3rd degree burns, but want 1st degree fun! It can only be performed if said person has 3rd degree burns (Obviously). Generally, you can only do this with the burns located on your cock. First, take your clothes off, then squat and shuffle side to side while screaming in pain
by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023

Revealing the identity of a confidential informant thus taking the person out of circulation for that purpose
by AchiLaw March 23, 2024

Burning Asshole Syndrome, or B.A.S, is what happens when you take a shit with such ferocity that it feels like the lining of your anus was pulled out with the turd or turds. Symptoms include; Writhing in pain, a strong burning sensation on your asshole that can last up to 30 minutes, you constantly clenching your anus every few seconds, and cursing God for designing your poopchute to be so fragile.
"Dude, I ate those new McDonalds dihcken strips last night, and they gave me a serious case of Burning Asshole Syndrome. I think this will be my 13th reason why. I hope Ronald enjoys his tape."
by TheDevilShivers June 19, 2025

well… how do you do it?
by irapeaarvarks54 May 5, 2024

when you get so mad you start to burn like an oil refinery in a thunderstorm.
or a tiger on fire. it is the ultimate definition of anger and rage, so much so that you begin breaking walls,
rapidly spouting insults, and turn fully red.
or a tiger on fire. it is the ultimate definition of anger and rage, so much so that you begin breaking walls,
rapidly spouting insults, and turn fully red.
by MartianSupremacist October 13, 2023

by DarkiBoi March 1, 2020

What will you do after you get home from Jesse’s house?
Ionno, prolly burn the bush with my wife, then pass out on the couch after destroying the weeks leftovers.
Ionno, prolly burn the bush with my wife, then pass out on the couch after destroying the weeks leftovers.
by Granny Mayhem December 10, 2022
