by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

“After I heard the pop, I realized it was a blown biscuit”
“I told you if you didn’t replace those, you’d blow a biscuit!”
“I told you if you didn’t replace those, you’d blow a biscuit!”
by CleorgeGooney January 18, 2022

When 2 people obviously are attracted to each other but try and make it subtle. It is normally used as a code word to cue an inside joke between a group of people.
by Whaddupfam September 28, 2015

A phrase derived from the UK, especially the Midlands areas.
It is used generally as a replacement for "Pretty Good"
The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's".
The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.
It is used generally as a replacement for "Pretty Good"
The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's".
The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.
Person A: Hey, how are you doing today?
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Ar! Cow and a Biscuit!
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Ar! Cow and a Biscuit!
by Paul Oakley July 17, 2021

a game where multiple people sit in a circle and take laxatives... everyone shits on the biscuit, and the last one to spray their shit on the biscuit has to eat it.
"Yo joel wanna play some shitty biscuit with these fit birds I got some digestives in the living room "
by Shittysimon December 10, 2024

A sexual act in which the male partner uses a strap on cucumber and places it between the woman's "biscuit." He then proceeds to take it out with the woman's jizz on it and feeds it to her in a forceful manner.
by bigrichardcockisgay February 8, 2019

For when you so pissed off you can't think of anything else to say such as fuck, shit, bitch, god damnit, etc.
Tom: when's the paper due?
Greg: 2 days from now.
Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.
Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?
Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.
Greg: 2 days from now.
Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.
Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?
Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.
by Tardotheassmonkey May 29, 2017
