Turning the train spastic

When you watched Sonic 2 sound test crash handler and you get so cringed you sing plagiarized the full song and then buy a sega felix the cat plush, TWO, on ebay

Oh god I was turning the train spastic

by Smm2lover29383837454363 August 2, 2023

Speedy Trains

A fucktard of a train enthu that forces open PSDs at MRTs and begs the train driver to horn

Example 1:

MRT Announcement: *There is a service disruption due to a broken PSD.

Person 1: Who caused it?

Person 2: Speedy Trains forced the PSD open and it broke.

Example 2:
Person 1: Why is the train driver scolding this primary school kid?
Person 2: Oh, that primary school kid is Speedy Trains. He begged the train driver to press the horn and he got scolded. He totally deserved that scolding lol.

by Speedy Trains June 6, 2024

Power Train

When all the men running a regular train on a desirous woman wear conductor’s hats and the woman wears an electric fence collar. The men take turns running the woman back and forth across the fence line in a wheel barrel as the woman makes train whistle noises between shocks.

Honey, let’s take a trip on to pound town on the the power train! We’ll ask the neighbors to join us!

by Morty Teeny Tiny Table Top January 20, 2023

Mississippi Train

When you live in Mississippi and your cousins come into town for a family reunion and you run a train on each other.

I went to this family reunion one time with my buddy, everyone started to run a Mississippi train on each other so obviously I had to join in.

by Ilikebigbootybishes May 2, 2019

Train Track Feet

When you are walking barefooted in a public place that should require shoes with some busted ass feet.

Wedding reception requires shoes.

Barefoot Karen is cuttin da rug with those train track feet at he ex's wedding.

by Jenjamin!4 January 8, 2020

You tube trained

to be taught a skill or talent by You Tube videos.

I was you tube trained by several Spanish chefs to cook Spanish Paella.

by cs3willy January 30, 2012

Boob train

When you boob a train

I’m gonna pull a boob train

by Man_of_Milk_(Notmilk) March 9, 2020