gave him top

To suck dick or give head, referenced in candy cane by post Malone
Yeah, I gave him top in the bothroom”
by Most palone January 12, 2018
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Baby bottle top

A man's penis that has no shaft and the head is shaped like that of a nipple on a baby bottle.
Robyn said it was the easiest 80 bucks she ever made due to the lack of having to bob because client Joe Schmoe has such a small baby bottle top penis.
by LemmeF1ndOut June 18, 2021
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top sider

The art of crapping in the toilet tank above and behind the toilet bowl. So you're taking the lid off of the back of a toilet, and crap in the toilets area that holds the mechanical parts of the toilet bowl.
Bob was so hung over, he told me that when the bar tender cut him off, he went to the bath room and delivered a top sider to the morning clean crew that was rank.

After he fired me, I went to the bathroom to get changed and left a top sider for him to clean up.
by TopperShut April 18, 2007
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Muffin Top Syndrome

Complete social unawareness of one's appearance (i.e. having a muffin top and not realizing one's clothes do not fit properly)
Do you think that girl knows her jeans are tucked into her socks?

No way, she's got muffin top syndrome.
by Is your muffin buttered? October 19, 2010
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Top it like it's hot

When a dominant lesbian gets on top for a friction fandango.
by Kathryn Sander May 17, 2008
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top g queen

Caroline is the Top G Queen for waking up at 4am, flying to Pensacola, taking an Uber because it was the wrong airport and making it to crash-o-rama by 7pm with no e-drinks
by Topgqueen March 04, 2023
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Crop-Top Carl

A boy who ties his t shirt into a crop top. Very annoying. Probably named Noah or Leigh something.
No! Don’t let Crop-Top Carl play the game, he’ll ruin everything!
by Anonymous Lizard Killer October 20, 2021
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