by tuffestboyonearth April 19, 2025
Get the kevinmug. by BOB_the_FISH February 22, 2023
Get the Kevinmug. If theres something more chicken shit than being afraid to stand (Kevin Federline), it's being afraid to stand alone (Britney Spears).
At least the world knows Kevin Federline is a womanizing douchebag if the rumors are true and all. Kevin Federline doesnt masquerade or disguise himself as somebody else to do his womanizing or sinning, he does it as Kevin Federline at least. He doesnt hide who and what he is.
by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020
Get the Kevin federlinemug. Exasperating, Funny, Oozes Leadership, Abnormally Intelligent, Extroverted. Playful. When Kevin commits, he is ALL IN, but don't cross him because he will cut you out of his life faster than he can say, "pass me the knife". Kevin is Irish to the core - the most wonderful red hair ever seen anywhere, and milk-chocolate brown eyes. Kevin is Smart, Cocky and Strongly Opinionated - Argue with him? Don't even go there - you can't win. His smile is Infections and his laugh is the most beautiful sound ever heard. But he is busy - always somewhere to be - something that has to be done yesterday. He is outwardly good natured, but inwardly he is a tortured soul.
Has anybody heard from Kevin?
by Just Cindy July 2, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. "yo my grandpa old asf" - taj
"he not as old as kevin that nigga was in the primordial soup" - kevin christopher
"he not as old as kevin that nigga was in the primordial soup" - kevin christopher
by leviticus3k December 22, 2021
Get the kevin christophermug. 
Also known as Longbeard Kevin. Is known to dip his long girl like hair into the grease vats at his place of employment. “Anal Town.” He’s know to spend much of the day at Singing Salmon. He also does free lance jiggalo work for a side hustle. Many people who see him mistake him for a pirate. Which in fact he is. Ex lovers of kevin’s often tell tales of his devil dick. His soul is 147 years old. And most notably he has a Great Uncle who was in the olympics. But to clarify he would NEVER under any circumstance date a girl who is in the olympics.
Random person: look over there its a fucking pirate!!
Me: thats kevin
Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?
Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.
Me: thats kevin
Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?
Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.
by WaltWalterson May 25, 2022
Get the Kevinmug.