Couldn’t be me

When an individual says something out of the ordinary, possibly erotic, homosexual, or suspect, and you choose not to identify with that individual by saying the phrase.

John: I ate her ass after she shat and didn’t wipe; I got some chocolate and ass last night
Me: What in the goddamn fuck? Couldn’t be me.

by Congo1234 September 19, 2018

exsqueeze me

Fucking annoying amalgamation of 'Squeeze' and 'Excuse me'.

Perhaps used to be cool, when I was about 5, but is now used by timid fat women at work who want you to move, are passive aggressive and go all red in the face before they say it because really they want to hit you in the head with a broken bottle.

Inside Timid Woman's Head:
"This fat fucking cunt I want to finger fuck her whole family"

Outloud in a high-pitched whine:
"Exsqueeze me"
perhaps some more 'e's can be added:
"Exqueeeeeeeeze me"

by Octopusswah June 29, 2006

It Ain't Me

One of the most famous songs by Creedence Clearwater Revival. An anti-war protest song, it originally appeared on their 1969 album Willy and the Poor Boys and has been used in countless war films and TV shows since.

I served in Vietnam from 1971 to 1973. As soon as I got off the chopper It Ain't Me started playing.

by yupp395178 November 29, 2017

humor me

to make someone less angry or to make someone happy or to fix something

Her: You were supposed to meet me at 8. Humor me.
Him: Sorry hun. Couldnt be avoided. Let me make it up to you now.

by luuki April 18, 2005

swag me

phrase: term used in coordination with being "played" or disrespected.

Guy: I heard you only had ten points last night.
Player: Don't swag me, I clearly had twenty!

by melanie meladoshious December 31, 2008

Men-in-me

Original phrase that produces "emninem" when flipped, thus becomes Eminem. One of the possible reasons of how Feminem came out with his disgustingly queer stage name.

"Hmmm, men in me.. i got it! I'm gona tell Dre 'bouta mah name!"

by M&M killa October 4, 2003

spare me

1. your not funny

2.y r u tlkn 2 me?

p1: y did the chiken cross the road?

p2: spare me lozr

by williamstown February 7, 2009