How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

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Can be used for someone who is falling off. It can also be used if someone is talking too much

lizzo: my video got 7 likes!
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I’m not Say’n, I’m just Say’n

Just what it says!
When your in an conversation/debate/feud /or just proving A point (TO WIN)

When in doubt....just say THAT!

Karen - “Do you like my new hair cut?? I molded it after Kate + Eight!!”

Annoyed Husband - “You look like a dick. I’m not Say’n, I’m just Say’n”
Karen - “...(unenthusiastic facial expression) “yea, well your penis is small.”

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