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National fuck an Xbox day

The day where you lose a game of modern warfare 2 and you get have the urge to go fuck your Xbox!
Good morning! It’s National fuck an Xbox day!
by Nationaldays13 August 28, 2023
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“Fuck. Sex. Asshole. Piece of shit.”

That’s how you grab attention with verbal words.
“Fuck. Sex. Asshole. Piece of shit.” *clap* *spin*. -Jeremy fragrance
by POWERRRR May 25, 2023
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Pencil fuck

When two of more business persons, contractors or editors modify a document through multiple turns as drafting the same document.
David G: You lawyers spent the past two days pencil fucking that 5 page settlement agreement so there should be no ambiguity.
Lawyer S. It needs a little bit to get to perfectly pencil fucked.
by samisabadman July 25, 2020
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FUCK BASKETBALL

This is not the place to vent but i’m doing it anyway

IM FUCKIN DONE! I CANNOT GO A FUCKIN DAY WITHOUT SEEING SOMETHING RELATED TO FUCKIN BASKETBALL! I DONT SEE SHIT ABOUT FOOTBALL, NASCAR, OR HOCKEY! AND SOCCER DOESN’T POP UP AS MUCH AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE MOST POPULAR SPORT! JUST FUCKING BASKETBALL THAT DOES IT ALL THE FUCKIN TIME! AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON DOUCHEFUCKS WHO WANK TO THE NBA LOGO POSTING RETARTED FUCKING BASKETBALL EDITS AND SHOTS ON YOUTUBE SHORTS! THEY NEED TO FUCKING MAKE A TIER LIST OF ALL THEIR MENTAL PROBLEMS INSTEAD OF MAKING THOSE STUPID FUCKING SHORTS NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT! AND IF THEY GET LOTS OF LIKES AND COMMENTS, IT FROM BOTS. AND THE NBA EVEN HAS MORE POWER THAN US CONGRESS SOMETIMES THEY NEED TO CUT THE FUCK DOWN! AND NCAA YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE? NAH NAH NAH THE MONTH OF MARCH WAS DEDICATED TO YOUR LITTLE SPORT AND YOU WANT EVERYONE TO MAKE A BRACKET ABOUT IT! NCAA IS JUST A BUNCH OF COLLEGE KIDS WASTING THEIR FUCKING LIFE AWAY ON INDOCTRINATIONS. AND EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT FUCKING CATLIN CLARK? DOUCHEBAGS SAY SHE HOT BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE FUCKIN FAITH SEED FROM FAR CRY 5 OR FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW WHAT FAR CRY 5 IS, SHE LOOKS LIKE ANTHONY FANTANO WITHOUT THE BEARD AND LONG HAIR. BY THE JAWLINE YOU PROBABLY AINT A GIRL! HE HIM HE HIM HE HIM!
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 3, 2024
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Fuck Boi

A "fuck boi" is a douch bag usually anywhere from 12 to 22

12 to 15 year old fuck bois- They wear sports attire and talking about having sex with girls even thought they haven't. And they've had multiple 'girlfriends'

If you ever date one throw his ass in the garbage like the condom your hiding from your mother.
Fuck boi: man, I fucking live you bb.

Girl- really?! I love you too.
-has sex and boy never talks to gorl again-
by JoJo.doesnt.care.about.you. December 21, 2018
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Fuck duck

Guy one: look at that bird having sex with that other bird
Guy two: he’s definitely a fuck duck for sure
by Frick boi >:3 May 7, 2019
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What-the-fucking

What-the-fucking is when you bang to some of the wierdest porn on the Internet.
"Ahh man, I and Amy were what-the-fucking for HOURS this weekend. I knew she was perfect but when she asked for that? Put a RING on it!""You're both fucked up, man..."
by Tea-Duh-Veal October 13, 2018
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