This phrase does not mean what it says... It is an easy and stealthy to mention to anyone that you had sex with the ugly guy/girl at the bar/club/restaurant . To people that aren't aware they may think its a joke , but your friends will!
Bro 1 : I was at the pub last night and when I got home, I fucked the dog.
Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals
Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub
Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals
Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub
by yeaokbuddy December 17, 2022
John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"
by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025
Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.
"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja
by dick lick👅 November 27, 2017
by LittleBigNerdBoy March 11, 2022
When Charl bends over and sizwe puts a big black cock between his butt cheeks, this leading to Charl getting dicked in his anus
by Bumlovers(Azeem July 30, 2019
"Please Mr. Griffin! Butt fuck me as hard as you can!!!!!! I need that big cock!!!! FUCK!!!!! Yes!!!! Fuck my ass!!! OH GOD~ Your cock in my ass feels so good!!!!!! CUM IN ME PLEASEEEEE!!! OHHH FUCKKKKKKKKK IM COMINGGGG!!!!!" Then he got off the bed and moved down my body, stuffing his cock back into my mouth. My ass felt so full, but then I felt him push his fingers back into my tight ruined hole... DADDY!!! I moaned. Him chuckling quietly made me so aroused, I just begged for him to fill me... As he did his first thrust, my ass grew even tighter, and my cum boiled up to my tip, my cock swelled with the strain of getting so hard. He didn't wait long, he just kept going harder and harder, then he yelled "YOU LIKE THAT YOU CUMDUMP? I BET YOU LOVE THAT YOU SLUT!! ANSWER ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU!!" I loved it when he talked to me like that, so I couldn't keep it in anymore. I came right on his face and he knelt down to clean my cock with his tongue. He did it slowly and gently and then sat back up . He took his cock in his hand and started stroking it.
by F4ncy_ July 06, 2022
To insert one‘s penis into the rectum of another person for the purpose of sexual copulation, an act commonly shared and enjoyed between homosexual males.
Patrick and Jacob are gay boys and they like to butt-fuck. I know because when I caught them naked together one time, and Patrick had Jake bent over and I could see that he had his penis balls-deep up Jake's ass!
by ChubbyBen January 09, 2025