Dusty Vagina

1. Usually meaning that a female or shemale hasnt been fucked for a very long period of time for some reason or another and her vagina becomes obsolete.

2. The vagina becomes very dusty and decrepid because it hasnt been fucked in so long.

3. A vagina that was fucked so much that it burnt out like an old tv, and it can no longer be used, so it becomes dirty and decaying.

Damn motherfucker! Your pussy is wack! You got one of those Dusty Vaginas! That shit needs to be upgraded with some 21st century cock!

Dusty Vagina by Cum%Andrew%Dumpster November 6, 2007

wobbly floppy vagina 

n. a beat up pussy, almost resemblying roast beef. appears to have arms and legs, with a big nose.
Derived from a rare occurance, when a motorcycle was driving down the street with a vagina on it. 20 miles later, it was a wobbly floppy vagina, just beat up from the ride.

After running a train on Barbie, she had a wobbly floppy vagina, not to mention a need for the Double D.

wobbly floppy vagina by The Deacon September 22, 2004

gnar-vagina 

when the female vagina is loose from a lot of intercourse and becomes sloppy and disorientated and sometimes it's hard to tell what's what.

"did you have sex with susan, bill?"
"no, i got that bitch home only to find out she had a gnar-vagina!"

gnar-vagina by instru April 27, 2006

blackhole vagina 

a female who has used a dildo/dick so much their vagina literally resembles a black hole. also in extreme cases the vagina gains the ability to suck up all on its path.some have even reported developing teeth, this is refered to as hacunamatata syndrome

person one: " i don't use a dildo, i actually have a life."
person 2 : "oh no you don't blackhole vagina!"

blackhole vagina by technosquid November 22, 2009

dry vagina

someone who is being difficult or annoying.

"stop being such a dry vagina"

dry vagina by lizzinsidetheearth July 18, 2007

Dry Vagina Syndrome

Dry Vagina Syndrome (DVS) is known as severe case of lack of sex for a woman. Causing the vaginal tissue to stop secreting lubricants, effectively drying up. Symptoms include denial of DVS,excessive bitchiness, mood swings,a sharp temper, dry and chap vaginal tissue and a very aggressive sexual drive when the opportunity of dick is around. DVS usually follows NDS, an acute lack of penis.

She is excessively bitchy today, her Dry Vagina Syndrome must be flaring up.

Dry Vagina Syndrome by J Boi of Fab 5 January 22, 2008

fortified vagina 

able to withstain many attack

"so did you do it?"
"no man, she had a fortified vagina and i just couldn't get in"

fortified vagina by naughty this September 5, 2006