Licking a tree and expecting syrup

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.

"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."

"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."

by penisshakes March 30, 2021

Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.

Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!

by Santadude69 December 10, 2013

tree horse house cat

A tree horse house cat that likes to eat stars and ducklings.

That is a real tree horse house cat!

by 347 Hello there March 03, 2021

Tree Nig

A person racial descent who hides in trees until given the opportunity to burglarize a home or establishment.

Yo, do you see that Tree Nig? He's stole my chainsaw.

by Jane Marie Dough April 11, 2024

Tree hole

A safe watery tube to store black peoples lollipops

Bryce sucked Ramar’s tree hole.

by lol jay October 11, 2018

The Unwise And Mystical Tree

Retard

The Unwise And Mystical Tree is here

by UnwiseAndMysticalTree February 26, 2024

The Unwise And Mystical Tree

An ancient and mystical being that is very stupid.

The Unwise And Mystical Tree is here...

by UnwiseAndMysticalTree February 28, 2024