Willy Wonka Experience

When something is significantly less than described.

Based on an early 2024 event in Glasgow, Scotland where parents were led to believe they were taking their children to an immersive Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory experience. In reality, it was a mostly bare warehouse with AI-printed decorations. Also, no actual chocolate was provided.

He told me he was a great cook and to come over for dinner. When I got there, it was boxed mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. It was a real Willy Wonka Experience.

by SpunkMonkeyOnOn March 1, 2024

Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience

A very low budget and unlicensed event held at Box Hub in Glasgow, Scotland promoting the movie wonka, organized by a guy called William Coull. It become viral because of having "meth lab" Oompa Loompas and using AI art for the images promoting the event and the "candy land" tarpaulins in the warehouse. It gives sort of a liminal space vibe because it's in a warehouse. It became viral for the meth lab Oompa Loompas and "The Unknown", a character that looks like a hacker. Shame on you William Coull!!! You're rolling Roald Dahl's grave.

The Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience was an event held on February 24, 2024 at the Box Hub Warehouse.
What is that? It's the unknown!!!

by Thanks, obama. March 1, 2024

Brown Willy

Like a wet willy except instead of putting your pinky finger in your mouth you put it up your asshole and then stick it into someone’s ear

“Dude, he gave me a fucking brown willy! We gotta stop hanging out with him….”

by CeCeLutt March 2, 2024

willy

when you have a log between your legs

woah look at his willy

by sophiathesecond March 5, 2024

wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)

Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob

by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024

willy eating wasp

A wasp that eats the willies of little boys who are naughty and don't do as there told

Hurry up and get ready for bed or the willy eating wasp will get you

by Kgskfajwtjsgnsf March 11, 2024

Willis

A willis is someone who devotes their life to the willis committee, their fellow Willis’, their ‘mates’, inside jokes such as “she’s fed up”, the Hamilton musical, basketball and Theodore Ryan. Every time you are around two willis’ you will know they are there because they just yell out ‘Willis’. A new member of ‘Willis’ is more commonly called a ‘judas’.

Can you tell me the story of how you became a Willis? (Any Willis nearby will subsequently recite wait for it, a song created by Lesley Odom Jr.)

by Willis number one March 12, 2024