I lived a full life as a 360lb black man named Daequan. On my 36th birthday I was kidnapped by the KGB do to my relations with certain U.S special forces that took action in missions related to Cuba during the cold war. A man named Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky held a hot medal rod up to my throat. Things got fuzzy and warm until I woke up in a twin sized bed located in a two story house as a 12 year old 125lb white boy named Paul.
by IDontKnowWhatsReal April 25, 2022
Get the Paulmug. Paul , somone who runs like a fairy and thinks it looks cool . He also thinks he's a god but is actually a ferret
by alien99 September 12, 2021
Get the Paulmug. KSI's Bitch
by Joe's Joe mama February 24, 2021
Get the Logan Paulmug. a very mysterious,charming,sweet guy who seems like the man of your dreams until you see who he really is, a big mean weenie with a heart of steel. He wants to be banished to a life in a house with his absurd amount of dirt bikes. HE IS AN L-7 WEENIEHe will turn away the chance with any amazing woman that crosses his path, only the weird furries seem to like him,expect for his destiny, Cameron the girl who is practically an angel willing to love,care and support him through thick and thin, but Paul doesn't care because he is a cotton headed ninny muggins WEENIE who doesn't know a good opportunity for the perfect girl if she slapped him in his beautiful face. Paul's have very bad style, they need a makeover right now!!! Paul is head of the lion's den, yet he doesn't control it at all, they think they are original and funny but they really arent, yet thought everything if Paul apologized and FINALYY came to their senses she would take him, of course she would take him because she loves him and she always will
Cameron-I am in love with paul ugh
friend-oh no,no he is a cotton headed ninny muggings and a L7 WEENIE
friend-oh no,no he is a cotton headed ninny muggings and a L7 WEENIE
by Alaskan bull worm 1107 December 19, 2019
Get the Paulmug. 
Why tf u typing up logan paul dude. Go do ur homework. You goddam right know who Logan Paul is.
Suicide Forrest,sick *sneeze sneeze* Its simple arithmetic-2 points.
Suicide Forrest,sick *sneeze sneeze* Its simple arithmetic-2 points.
Interviewer: “So Logan, why did you lose the match”?
Logan Paul: “I was sick man. *sneeze*
Interviewer:”What do you like to do in your free time”?
Logan:Take selfies with deas people 🤡
Logan Paul: “I was sick man. *sneeze*
Interviewer:”What do you like to do in your free time”?
Logan:Take selfies with deas people 🤡
by Sugma_balls894 November 13, 2019
Get the Logan Paulmug.