e-ttention

Paying attention to someone's IMs, emails, facebook, et cetera. Especially in terms of a good friend/lover irl paying too much or too little e-ttention.

"I'm sorry I'm not paying enough e-ttention to you, I have a paper to write"

by Althea May December 16, 2008

E-Pression

one who acts depressed to gain attention to a certain audience on the internet

1. man have you noticed jeff lately, i swear hes E-Pression

2. yeah jeffs E-Pression is reall coming advancing, its really gay, he's just trying to get sympathy from lindsay

by jackmckoo92yo April 4, 2009

E-Fart

Search results that have absolutely nothing to do with your keywords - a common occurrence in poor search engines.

Derp 1:
Dude, I entered "orca" into the Bing search engine and It gave me 100 pages of "Russian pornography" for results.

Derp 2:
Yeah, looks like Bing had a serious E-Fart.

by NewSpeak March 5, 2015

E scrub

A scrub who spends a fuckton of time on online gaming

That fucktard is so into that online game he is such an e scrub!!

by Joeyfucker January 18, 2016

e-sucking

sucking dick thro the internet

person 1: yo remember amber?

person 2: yeah, why?
person 1: she was e-sucking me the other day

by esucckingg July 28, 2019

wo-e

the british pronunciation water

Derek: Oi mate
Jeremy: Oi
Derek: Can u hand mi som wo-e mate
Jeremy: Neuh u faking cunt
Derek: Hand mi da faking wo-e u faking twat
Jeremy: Go get ur own wo-e useless piece of shit
Derek: Don't u make mi spill dat thee
Jeremy: Aight ,here is ur goddam wo-e arsehole
Derek: chuurs

by dicpic_man December 11, 2019

E cig

a thing to hit and live and puff till you die

yo Tyrone pass that E cig

by kaiden the vapeore May 1, 2019