take the cow out to pasture

when you have to jack off to get the rest of the cum out of your dick after having sex
After I fucked Jessica I had to take the cow out to pasture.
by TST November 24, 2006
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i'll take two, please!

A tongue-in-cheek response to a product or service that appears lavish, excessive in volume, or extravagant in price.
You mean if I eat the entire 84 Ounce Steak in one hour along with all of the sides, I get it for free? I'll take two, please!

The new high rise project downtown just finished; you can get a 1200 square foot condo with panoramic city views starting at $550,000. I'll take two, please!
by Spartana January 26, 2018
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I can't take this anymore

When your friend get a bad grade and he says
"I can't take this anymore"
A: what grade u got

B: I can't take this anymore
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life sucks take drugs

Like when your friend dies you could say "life sucks take drugs"
by rumii January 10, 2018
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take him out to pasture

Removing a person from your world. Then taking them out to a field and burying the body. So that the grass is fertilized and the cows can eat out in the pasture and I can enjoy a good steak.
That sorry no good MFer. Somebody needs to take him out to pasture.... (Find pasture- Pop Pop, dig, bury)
by jonesin9 November 23, 2021
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