by TST November 11, 2008

On december 1 you must be taking a shit every hour after you fart... you must also text your friends when your on the toilet
Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"
by Your native tree cutter October 22, 2020

I was watching Star Trek Voyager, and that Borg bitch in the tight shit is so hot, I had to take Picard to warp speed - twice!
by Cinocat November 30, 2011

To decline an opportunity
by Tv timeout November 20, 2017

A euphemism for masturbating according to people from people who live in towns on the Massachusetts-Rhode Island border.
I was alone at my apartment in New Bedford and feeling horny so I figured I would take a quick trip to Paris.
by Bostwick_ July 13, 2022

by Your local mini mexican October 16, 2021

A tongue-in-cheek response to a product or service that appears lavish, excessive in volume, or extravagant in price.
You mean if I eat the entire 84 Ounce Steak in one hour along with all of the sides, I get it for free? I'll take two, please!
The new high rise project downtown just finished; you can get a 1200 square foot condo with panoramic city views starting at $550,000. I'll take two, please!
The new high rise project downtown just finished; you can get a 1200 square foot condo with panoramic city views starting at $550,000. I'll take two, please!
by Spartana January 26, 2018
