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take the cow out to pasture

when you have to jack off to get the rest of the cum out of your dick after having sex
After I fucked Jessica I had to take the cow out to pasture.
by TST November 11, 2008
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national take a shit day

On december 1 you must be taking a shit every hour after you fart... you must also text your friends when your on the toilet
Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"
by Your native tree cutter October 22, 2020
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Take Picard to warp speed

To have a Wank - usually whilst watching Star Trek.
I was watching Star Trek Voyager, and that Borg bitch in the tight shit is so hot, I had to take Picard to warp speed - twice!
by Cinocat November 30, 2011
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nah ill take a pass

Hey, want some milk? Nah ill take a pass
by Tv timeout November 20, 2017
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Take a Quick Trip to Paris

A euphemism for masturbating according to people from people who live in towns on the Massachusetts-Rhode Island border.
I was alone at my apartment in New Bedford and feeling horny so I figured I would take a quick trip to Paris.
by Bostwick_ July 13, 2022
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I can't take this anymore

When your friend get a bad grade and he says
"I can't take this anymore"
A: what grade u got

B: I can't take this anymore
by Your local mini mexican October 16, 2021
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i'll take two, please!

A tongue-in-cheek response to a product or service that appears lavish, excessive in volume, or extravagant in price.
You mean if I eat the entire 84 Ounce Steak in one hour along with all of the sides, I get it for free? I'll take two, please!

The new high rise project downtown just finished; you can get a 1200 square foot condo with panoramic city views starting at $550,000. I'll take two, please!
by Spartana January 26, 2018
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