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Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.
"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.
by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 18, 2011
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Some Other Cunts Kid

Dating a man or a woman that has a Kid to someone else.
James can't come out tonight cause he's stuck looking after the sock
by Shasteal YoMeal July 9, 2015
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Tubbo: "So- you're a sock then. Cause you're wearing one on your face."
by ArdenIsStupid December 15, 2022
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poop in a sock

To take ur butt and poop

But it's in a sock
Pooping n a sock means that u poop in a sock
by meatstickonabone June 10, 2021
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Socks the cat

The cat owned by President Bill Clinton during his administration. A black and white tuxedo cat, Socks was one of two pets in the Clinton White House, along with a dog named Buddy. His likeness also hosted the 1990s version of the Whit House Kids website. Socks was born on March 15th 1989 in Arkansas and died at 19 yeas and 11 months in Maryland.
Person 1: Who was the best presidential pet?
Person 2: Socks the cat), obviously.
by thecrazycatten April 21, 2020
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finding my sock

*mom walks in*

mom: What's going on in here??!?
*girl pops out from covers*
"Just finding my sock!"
by clamsarke January 11, 2017
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Sloppy Socks

When you dropped an ice cube and forgot to kick it under the fridge so it melts and you step in it later
Christian didn’t kick that ice under the fridge, now I have sloppy socks!
by ZombieMortality November 3, 2021
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