school one

when a social media user types "school one" in the caption of the picture of there self wearing school clothes.

Janet: yo bro did you see Davids new school one?
Ciaran: Yeah man it was fantastic

by TheMelonnn December 7, 2016

The Hudson School

The hudson school is the smallest school in hudson county, and probably in the state. With a range of about 18 kids per grade, this school is smaller than my three bedroom apartment building. It’s basically a local farm. People leave their shit everywhere and talk to their teachers as their friends, since they only have maximum five friends each. Even seniors are best friends with freshmen because they have no one else to talk to. Relationships are also recycled multiple times in the span of four years. All the girls have shared the same guys. The women are pretty mature, but the guys are huge dicks and gigantic simps. Finally, when u hear hudson school, think “cheaters”. They cheat so much that they probably even cheat on the SAT. If quizlet didn’t exist, they would all have a GPA of 2.3. The teachers are way too naive. If u wanna be an athlete and you see the hudson school, turn around and run in the opposite direction. They suck completely at every sport.

You go to the hudson school? Wow I’m so sorry.

by Auntjemima2003 March 15, 2020

School Favouritism

When a school gives more attention to other students and not the ones in need of it

Person 1: I never got graded in online school but Tyler did
Person 2: Must be School Favouritism

by Ginger Kiddo February 22, 2021

school food

A type of comestible served at places of education worse than many other edible objects available (including and not limited to: paper, grass, shit, etc.) usually served during lunch or breakfast. It is usually dry and advertised as healthy though causing physical and mental suffering. Those serving it will usually not be allowed to make the food better to conform to strict guidelines set by the school system.

"Michelle Obama tried to improve school food but made it worse because most schools love cost cutting."
"The school food is extra fucking awful today, isn't it?"

by sithsiri October 16, 2017

reach school

A college/university someone really wants to attend but knows they would not get into because they do not have good enough grades. Usually ivy league schools or schools who accept higher GPA's.

Tom: I got into Yale University!!!!!!
Mark: Really?! Damn, that's my reach school... I'd die of happiness if I got admitted but I didn't even bother applying cause I know I won't get in.

by wishbones July 9, 2011

School Computer

Computers that are somehow slower than the 15 year old calculator you found under a bookshelf.

Ah shit. I've got to make a PowerPoint presentation on the school computer. This is going to take forever.

by HamoodHabibi2.0 November 13, 2021

Pico's School

A click and point flash game which was created by Tom Fulp in 1999. You play as this character named Pico and have to "save the day" by shooting a bunch of goth kids who shot up the school.

Pico's School is a gory game.

by a genderfluid toaster June 8, 2021