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Bloody Cum Shot

Standard cum shot with added blood.
There are many different variations of bloody cum shots:

1. Penis is cut previously or during the sex process; ejaculation occurs whilst blood is pouring over the eye of the penis and ejaculate plus blood is then sprayed onto titties, face and/or back of random bitch.

2. Bitch on period engages in sexual intercourse, whilst man meat of her male counterpart is covered in chunky period blood, he removes said penis and erupts in a violent and convulsive orgasm onto her titties, back and/or whore-like face.
by Rimo January 23, 2009
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Texas heart shot

A term used among the deer hunting community to describe an amateurish or other wise incompetent hunter who, through carelessness or lack of skill, shoots his deer directly in the ass instead of the vitals. These so-called hunters usually demonstrate the act on immature bucks or small does as these animals are easy game even for novice hunters. Luckily, big bucks seldom fall victim to this type of incompetence due to the fact they easily outsmart these neophyte hunters.

The phrase is derived from novice hunters acting like 'cowboys' in the woods, shooting without aiming, taking risky shots and posing other hazards, ultimately wounding deer with the dreaded 'texas heart shot'.
Man #1: Anybody have any luck at your hunting camp yet?

Man #2: No but Jeff has taken a few texas heart shots!

Man #1: Man, what's that guys problem????
by The Gov'nor August 31, 2013
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Internet Big Shot

Someone who, acting under the cover of internet anonymity, arrogantly and incessantly berates, argues with, or puts down others while masquerading as an expert on subject/s he or she knows nothing about.
John is such an internet big shot; despite his ignorance of medicine, he insists on internet message boards that Dr. Chu is an idiot for endorsing the utilization of palliative care measures for terminally ill patients.
by Smoking Hot Natalie June 24, 2011
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Dolphin Shot/Dive

While sprinting in Black Ops, you go prone, but fly through the air, landing on the ground, and killing whoever is in your way. You also look awesome in the KillCam.
Max: James just did a Dolphin Shot/Dive on me.

Eric: That's gay.
by ThroughThWall November 15, 2010
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Sweaty moon shot

When your playing basketball and the ball handler pulls down his pants to moon the defender with his sweaty ass than while the defender is distracted, pants still down, that beast turns around and drains a three point hook shot to win the game
Man pat just drained a sweaty moon shot over ricky and it was fucking amazing
by Big dick pat July 28, 2014
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Johnny Two-Shot

A kid who can't do more than two shots before passing out. Like a bitch.
Way to pass out after only doing two shots of vodka... fuckin' Johnny Two-Shot here can't hang!
by Ice Represent September 3, 2010
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High Mug Shot

Trying to take a picture of your eyes while high. It always comes out like a shitty mug shot.
Caitlin: What is this picture on my phone from?!

Kenzie: Oh, I just wanted to see how red my eyes were last night...Its my High Mug Shot...
by GoodCallGirls November 12, 2011
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