Drunk

Enjoy life

Get drunk as always

by Marysita November 21, 2023

friend drunk

when you and your friend(s) become delirious and seemingly drunk from each other’s vibes with no alcohol consumed - this may present as human zoomies, excessive giggling and an inability to form coherent sentences
(Also known as girl drunk)

“what have you two been drinking?”
“oh, nothing - we are just friend drunk!”

by lavender haze December 18, 2023

Drunk Land Whale

A drunk woman, in a bar, or club who actively pursues another individual for sex.

Damn, Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying the tab to save myself.

by Logan0787 April 9, 2023

Drunk Land Whale

A fat, drunk woman that actively pursues you in a bar, or a club setting.

Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.

by Logan0787 April 9, 2023

Drunk

Like an uncle, only drunker.

When you need to hold on to something to prevent yourself from falling off the earth, that's when you know that you're drunk. (Or you're an Uncle)

by Iwillshove59fuctosupyou May 10, 2023

Cuddle Drunk

Being Cuddle Drunk is the delirious and delicious state of feeling intoxicated after many hours of intimate cuddling leading to a state of mind and body similar to being intoxicated.

4:31 AM You sound drunk… Mmmmm I’m just cuddle drunk.

I’m so cuddle drunk I can’t write this definition!! 💕.

Warning… too much intimate cuddling causes extreme Cuddle Drunkness. ummmm wha k mmm yeeahh

by ktcoe July 3, 2023

Safe Drunk Driving

When you do something incredibly dangerous in a way that is slightly less dangerous than an alternative

You could wear a seatbelt and a helmet while drunk driving to do safe drunk driving, but it is still very dangerous.

by Eushshtb July 30, 2023