The "They're Straight" Dilemma

When a gay/bisexual human is attracted to a straight human of the same gender and therefore cannot proceed to have a relationship with them

Kevin: I like him, but im sure he's straight
Stacey: Well it looks like you have to deal with The "They're Straight" Dilemma

by Miner_man August 31, 2016

Straight Up Yo

A lazy way of reassuring people when you don't speak proper English to begin with.

Person A: "Man I need that money you owe me man."
Person B: "Yeah man I got you straight up yo."

by straightupyo December 3, 2016

Straight Running Cunt

Someone who lacks courage and is scared of confrontation.

Ike decided to play the football kicker in a soccer game... Ronnie didn’t support Dax, the football coach... Dax believes Ike and Ronnie are Straight Running Cunts.

by Basketballcoach November 14, 2018

Straight Outa Compton

1. One of the most influential rap albums
2. A shitty movie without Ice Cube.

1. Straight outa Compton was a good album!
2. wtf is this?

by A Grammer Nazi April 18, 2018

straight up Sith

When someone uses an absolutist tone where it doesn't belong, like when talking about movies. A reference to the line from Revenge of the Sith; "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

"Did you see that Last Jedi review that just went up?"
"Yeah, but I'm not watching it. That reviewer can be straight up Sith sometimes."

by Alex Stockwell December 20, 2018

straight gay whore

straight guy who works as a gay prostitute

The guy is not a gay but he sell sex to gay guys. He is straight gay whore

by Goodchild June 21, 2018

straight/heterosexual crisis

it’s like a gay crisis, except its when you think you are a complete homosexual and then you find someone of the opposite gender attractive and start to completely question your sexuality *again*

“why is he so cute?! help im having a straight/heterosexual crisis”

by scarlett johansoasion January 23, 2019