lubricated penis

A willy so wonderful you will always want more. Generally an uncircumcised penis large enough to incite considerable pleasure.

Ow! I wish you had a lubricated penis like Eli. His is amazing.

Rodrigo's penis is great. He has a lubricated penis.

by Beerforthewin November 20, 2015

Penis Fart

Penis fart is where a man or a woman is about to fart which is a substance that comes out of the man or lady's 'bumhole' it is also a gas substance so to cause a penis fart is by about to fart but you hold the fart is in my clenching your butcheeks and if ends up backfiring

Yo bro wanna see something cool
Yeah sure

*penis fart*
That was sick
I know it's a special skill

by A very smart intellect July 30, 2019

Penis Shark

Assume the crab walk position(from gym class I know you remember it) fully erect. Make sure the helpless person can see your penis but not you. Hum the jaws theme while making your penis patrol around in their view.

Props to dexpid from reddit for the awesome definition.

Like Helicopter dick, but in a bracket of its own.

Chad: watch this.
Coach: The fuck?...
Chad: (commence jaws theme)
Coach: Arrghhhhhhh PENIS SHARK.

by tonyyayo4492 April 18, 2012

Squawking Penis

A little boy that wanders around whilst crying and moaning for absolutely no reason.

Boy :"wahhhhhh, wahhhhhhh, wahhhhhh"

Babysitter : "Sit down and shut the hell up you squawking penis"

by Fudbringer January 29, 2014

penis tassel

Decorative tassel hanging from male genitalia. Often used for sexual pleasure.

Michelle bought a penis tassel for her dirty boyfriend.

by tassle lover69 December 1, 2007

sleeper penis

A penis which, when no boner is present, appears to be very small. But, when the boner occurs, the penis is much much larger than expected

That girl didn't want to have sex with him because she thought he had a small dick. Yet once her friends who slept with him told her he actually had a sleeper penis, the girl went ahead and had sex with him too.

by BigDaddyDeac December 22, 2014

Penis propeller

When a man proceeds to rotate his hips in a motion that will cause his penis to spin in a motion imitating a plane's propeller.

Performing the penis propeller is more impressive the smaller your penis is.

It is impossible to do a penis propeller while receiving oral sex.

by DaddysBulge May 5, 2010