march 17

march 17 is the day the most amazing human being was born. fuck st patrick's day nobody gives a shit about st patrick's day anymore.

guy 1: OMG! its march 17!!
guy 2: st patrick's day? your irish?
guy 1: no you dumb fuck, it the day the most amazing human being was born

by i.wanna.kms February 08, 2023

marching banding

Verb. The act of marching in a band. Specifically with an instrument, rifle, flag, and sabres.

Brad: “Yo, fam squad what was you doings last night”
Christopher: “Ya know marching banding”

by Draqn September 18, 2018

March 5

The day everyone has to accept compliments given to them.

Person 1: "You look so cute today!"
Person 2: "No I dont-"
Person 1: "it's March 5th, you have to take my compliments today" >:)

by Ooowakawqka March 05, 2022

March 5

Give your crush a hug and a kiss

March 5:hug your crush

by Urmom❤️ April 24, 2022

March 5

The most beautiful and talented people born on this day, they are so amazing and if you know someone born on March 5, I promise you have the best friend

Bruce: It's my birthday, March 5
Alice: OMG marry me

by Skyy__x December 17, 2021

March 5

the day where you gotta send nudes!! (march edition)

A: it's march 5!!! send nudes!!

B: hold up I'm sending you something spicy ;)

by beguleo March 05, 2024

March 5

National flash Eric day

Wow its March 5 I guess I've got to flash Eric

by pterodactyl146 March 05, 2021