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Human

If u were born u r a human
by Jashueo November 20, 2021
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Human Puff

Well, it starts out small, grows longer, ya know. It can feel things, the human puff. It’s truly amazing. The “puff” can be many things, such as hair. Some people eat human puff, others touch it and shave it.
Person 1 - Can I shave your human puff? It needs a good trim.
Person 2 - Yeah, it’s getting larger than the bush in my backyard.
by litty_bois4life May 17, 2019
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Human Beanbag

When someone is morbidly obese. Making them look like a fleshy beanbag.
That boy was so fat, he looked like a human beanbag!
by Chocolate Monkey69 July 11, 2018
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humans

humans should lowkey just let robot take over at this point help-
by Short Fuck Bailey August 12, 2025
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Humanities

Humanities? More like Human Titties
by eelwastaken May 26, 2021
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human dorito

A human dorito is when someone looks like a meal (i dont mean meal as in food i mean meal as in lust)
Damn, Cassidy looks like a human dorito in those shorts.
by ..diehard November 30, 2022
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human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more
I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023
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