Human

Hums are evil

If u were born u r a human

by Jashueo November 20, 2021

Human Puff

Well, it starts out small, grows longer, ya know. It can feel things, the human puff. It’s truly amazing. The “puff” can be many things, such as hair. Some people eat human puff, others touch it and shave it.

Person 1 - Can I shave your human puff? It needs a good trim.
Person 2 - Yeah, it’s getting larger than the bush in my backyard.

by litty_bois4life May 17, 2019

Human Beanbag

When someone is morbidly obese. Making them look like a fleshy beanbag.

That boy was so fat, he looked like a human beanbag!

by Chocolate Monkey69 July 11, 2018

humans

little shits that people are sick and tired of.

humans should lowkey just let robot take over at this point help-

by Short Fuck Bailey August 12, 2025

Humanities

worst subject in the history of ever

Humanities? More like Human Titties

by eelwastaken May 26, 2021

human dorito

A human dorito is when someone looks like a meal (i dont mean meal as in food i mean meal as in lust)

Damn, Cassidy looks like a human dorito in those shorts.

by ..diehard November 30, 2022

human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more

I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023