Well, it starts out small, grows longer, ya know. It can feel things, the human puff. It’s truly amazing. The “puff” can be many things, such as hair. Some people eat human puff, others touch it and shave it.
Person 1 - Can I shave your human puff? It needs a good trim.
Person 2 - Yeah, it’s getting larger than the bush in my backyard.
Person 2 - Yeah, it’s getting larger than the bush in my backyard.
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A human dorito is when someone looks like a meal (i dont mean meal as in food i mean meal as in lust)
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I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?
I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
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