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Human Zamboni

The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game
"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"

"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
mugGet the Human Zambonimug.

a lost of humans

The collection name for a group of humans together.
Similar to a herd of goats, a school of fish, a murder of crows, there is a lost of humans.
by ShackleBuster May 6, 2022
mugGet the a lost of humansmug.

raph the best human that lived on earth

raph the best human that lived on earth is emili's
by emilixoxx April 8, 2018
mugGet the raph the best human that lived on earthmug.

For Humanity!!!

That's the name of my Human/Cleric deck in MTG Arena. Are you creeping on my Facebook page Emma?
Hym "For Humanity!!! Was a good deck. I made it to diamond with that... And then they needed it. I didn't even uses that bullshit angel card the everyone was using at the time. They literally perform everything I do. First it was the mutants. Then it was the scute swarm. Then clerics. I don't have any usable archetypes left! How am I supposed to play the game like that!?"
by Hym Iam October 15, 2024
mugGet the For Humanity!!!mug.

Human vegetable

A human who is a fucking retard monkey man such a stupid monkey know cheese suckered.
Steven hawking's is such a human vegetable.
by Vege tard October 30, 2023
mugGet the Human vegetablemug.

humans

dangerous creatures that can’t think before they say and do things
what are humans???

dumb fucks
by stantwice r@ts May 25, 2021
mugGet the humansmug.

Human on anthro

Human on anthropomorphic animal in the form of sexual intercourse or romance. Not to be confused with beastiality.
“Dude, I looked at your search history… what’s human on anthro?”

“Oh it’s just furry shit. Furries having sex with humans.”
by ObamaSus April 30, 2022
mugGet the Human on anthromug.

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