mend his ways

Improve one's behavior

Threatened with suspension, Jerry promised to mend his ways.

by Motanul13 December 29, 2015

Hi

Home

Hi how are you

by Carebear24242 July 31, 2024

Hi

I’m bored too bro, next thing you should search up is ‘banana loaf’ trust me.

Hey bro,

Hey!

Have you heard of the thing that happens when you search banana loaf on Urban?!

Nah i’ll check it out

by IntuLakeside January 2, 2021

salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.

Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.

by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023

clip his bean

when you hit/punch someone in there head

When I see that n*gga Ima clip his bean

by Miaax27 September 5, 2015

LMAOs his life away

*Originally LMAO(s) X's life/lives away*
When X start(s) laughing so unbelievably and probably contagiously hard, it's as if X's withering X's own life/lives away with X's laughter.

*From KSI's FIFA 97 video. Start from 7:25*
Deji: "What's the point of even having skill?"
JJ: "Where's my defense? Where's my defense?"
*Deji nutmegs a crouching David Seaman from halfway by total accident*
Deji: *LMAOs his life away*
KSI: "I can't be arsed."

by TirakyneTripleA January 9, 2022

money on his head

to assassinate/kill somebody often used in UK slang to say tehy want somebody killed/dead

oi i want some money on his head
gowon i’ll do it

by fiestadriver22 August 12, 2022